if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"
no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man
boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’
ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’
that’s what you get you dumb bitch
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game